darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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One of the great fears among a life of great fears—perhaps the last great fear—is the fear of being no longer useful. We find a role in life and we do that role to the best of our ability for as long as that ability is there. But all of us—even me, dear listeners—will some day hit a point where we are no longer able to do that thing that we define ourselves by doing. And more than the fear of injury, more than the fear of death, this is the fear that looms: the loss of self. The self that is the self we imagined we were our whole lives. But we were never that self. Not really. We were only a series of selves living one role and then leaving it for another, and all the time convincing ourselves that there was no change, that we were always the same person living the same life. One arc to a finish, not the stutter-stop improvisation that is our lives. Worry less about the person you were once were, or the person you dream you will someday be. Worry about the person you are now. Or don’t even worry. Just be that person. Be the best version of that person you can be. Be a better version than any of the other versions in any of the other many parallel universes. Check regularly online to see the rankings.
Cecil Palmer in Episode 52: The Retirement of Pamela Winchell (via hersilhouette)

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nethilia:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

Well it happens pretty regularly, like any common year beginning on a Wednesday,
like 2025
which is not 800+ years away
um.

nethilia:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

Well it happens pretty regularly, like any common year beginning on a Wednesday,

like 2025

which is not 800+ years away

um.

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timelordy-teganbreann:

eternal-scout:

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there

((Headcanon Night Vale))

HEADCANON ACCEPTED LIKE WOAH

timelordy-teganbreann:

eternal-scout:

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there

((Headcanon Night Vale))

HEADCANON ACCEPTED LIKE WOAH

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official-nightvaleradio:

wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

Leaked texts between Cecil and Carlos

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adorablyalice:

bolthy:

bookoisseur:

WHY?WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A BOOK!?

Art.

Make art out of a book that’s not Harry Potter. >.>

I disagree. Harry Potter books convey the message of the piece really well, and, however much we love them, it’s not like they’re rare books,  are they?

adorablyalice:

bolthy:

bookoisseur:

WHY?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A BOOK!?

Art.

Make art out of a book that’s not Harry Potter. >.>

I disagree. Harry Potter books convey the message of the piece really well, and, however much we love them, it’s not like they’re rare books, are they?

(Source: hpstuffs)

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corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

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I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

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It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

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You have some explaining to do, Canada.

(Source: weirdbooksifind)

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wtfplus:

modcloth:

We can hardly contain our excitement! Come October, we’ll be launching a full collection of adorable pieces available in an XS-4X size range. The style maven behind the designs? None other than fashion blogger Nicolette Mason! Check out the full sneak peek on Refinery29

dare we get our hopes up? i love that polka dot dress and floral skirt, and some of it is even *pants* !

I want that pink coat like burning.

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schemingreader:

Detroit’s fight for public water is also the nation’s | Al Jazeera America

Anna Lappé explains how what happens in Detroit this summer with water shut-offs to the…

Someone should remind the people running Detroit that (the original) Robocop was not meant to be inspirational.

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grumpychangeling:

Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes

(Source: rachaelrosens)

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